The Republic of Lackawanna Valley NHA is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.508 billion Lackawanna Valley NHAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lackawanna Valley NHAian economy, worth 302 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,717 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lackawanna Valley NHA's national animal is the NPS, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lackawanna Valley NHA is ranked 28,505^th in the world and 930^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,585 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.